Well it is funny that my last post was about writing letters because I received a letter from the lovely Kim Owen (one of my cousins) last night! This amply stamped letter explained her job to me, which certainly does seem like play. Kim got a job as a bartender in Wellington (supposedly close to her flat and school). I think she just sort of fell into the job. . . makes me wonder why it is so hard to get a job as a bartender in the states. Not only does Kim dispense alcohol, but she also dispenses drugs. Oh the legal kind! Don't worry! Like "Red Hearts" a.k.a. ecstasy/speed. Yep, it is a legal drug in New Zealand, that ecstasy.

Ecstasy is an upper in simple terms. It fools around with your seretonin levels and acts as both a stimulant and psychedelic, producing an energizing effect, as well as distortions in time and perception and enhanced enjoyment from tactile experiences. (Anyone from SHP will remember the ecstasy presentation we were given in high school). On rare occasions the use of ecstasy can lead to death due to a sharp increase in your body temperature causing your vital organs to give up. I would think that if regulated, death would be even more rare. Yet even if the party pills sold on the street in NZ (Kim sells these pills out of a window onto the street) are not as strong perhaps as the ecstasy found "on the street" (in a much more sinister way) in the states, I figure it still must have the same sort of effects, like neurotoxicity. In addition, most party pill users in NZ usually take party pills in lieu of illegal drugs or in conjunction with them.

So I looked up party pills. Check out this product website. I can see why they are appealing with that packaging and those descriptions. It all sounds so innocent and candy-like!
Kim also says that she sells "energy pills" and "sex pills." First of all I would like to point out how uncreative these drug names are because there is also a "recovery pill" that people take after having used "party pills" to soften the edge of a hangover (oh yes, I did my research). Second of all, "sex pills"? Kim went into all sorts of details on the party pills and then only upon brief recollection mentioned the sex pills. Clearly the sex pills ought to have been given more attention in the letter. They sound like legalized date rape drugs. I can't imagine that this is what they really are though. I think they "enhance" sexual pleasure. Oh New Zealand, you amaze and amuse me. I can't ever see party, energy, recovery, or sex pills being sold so commonplace in this Puritan America.
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I'm going to New Zealand. Come with. I promise we will not die.
Also, recovery pills? What could they be? It is very hard to fit a nalgene of water and a pizza into a little pill.
That's good, you two should not die. I think it is not just you Gemma though, I think it's pretty weird too. Especially since pot is still illegal. Hello, which is more dangerous neuro-toxins or laziness?
Laziness can be pretty lethal. But I don't plan on going to NZ for the drugs, so therefore trying them would not make me die, Erin, since that just won't be happening.
Yeah, laziness is definitely pretty lethal, at least to academics. And since you won't be hard to convince to go to NZ, I'll just convince you to try party pills while you're there anyway.
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